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Mar 15, 2004 - Mon
Day of Saint Patrick
Reinforce stereotype
I puke leprechauns |
Feb 13, 2004 - Fri
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
One then another
Poem volleys are too fun
We redefine nerd |
Feb 12, 2004 - Thu
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
here they come again
ouch another one hit me
one mean haiku-er |
Feb 11, 2004 - Wed
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
good entertainment
there ain't no getting bored with
bodily functions |
Feb 10, 2004 - Tue
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
pick and flick booger
Will it land on my target?
ah the little things |
Feb 9, 2004 - Mon
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
nothing satisfies
quite like the bubble you get
from an in-tub fart |
Feb 8, 2004 - Sun
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
ahoy! pick yer blade..
I'm a swashbuckler myself
best for cutting cheese |
Feb 7, 2004 - Sat
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
lock and load haiku
jingle bells monica smells
and she layed an egg |
Feb 6, 2004 - Fri
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
air of importance
referring to oneself in
third person yoda |
Feb 5, 2004 - Thu
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
oh shit - look at this
Now you have got have me talking
in yoda lingo |
Feb 4, 2004 - Wed
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
Ah my dear Laura
Yes, many virtues you have
But self control? Hmmm. |
Feb 3, 2004 - Tue
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
LJ never was
a bastion of self control
bring it on you punk |
Feb 2, 2004 - Mon
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
stop at just the one?
HA! Not Possible Laura!!
Must write just one more.. |
Feb 1, 2004 - Sun
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
Argh you evil thing!
Work dilligently I must!
Ok one haiku |
Jan 30, 2004 - Fri
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
hair starched end up like
guru diaper-clad nail-bed
what poundage sustained?
days of ground in grime
stiff hair like an egg souffle
but would you eat that?
oh no not again!
one two three here they come fast
commence haiku war |
Jan 20, 2004 - Tue
after the wake
empty pint glasses
echoes of The Wild Rover
necktie on the bar |
Jan 9, 2004 - Fri
pink slip
toodaloo to you
going back to my job as
a go go dancer
|
Nov 24, 2003 - Mon
railroad office
trash bags for curtains
last night's coffee for breakfast
baloney for lunch |
Nov 23, 2003 - Sun
summer house
old concert posters
cigarette butts in sea shells
empty glass in hand |
Oct 30, 2003 - Thu
package store babe
tattered Stones t-shirt
6-pack of Narragansett
clerk with x-ray eyes |
Oct 29, 2003 - Wed
suspect at large
a note on the fridge
fingerprints on your dead heart
evidence to spare |
Oct 27, 2003 - Mon
can't get off my ass
I'm a tv sacrifice
but wait there is more |
Oct 15, 2003 - Wed
railroad office
trash bags for curtains
last night's coffee for breakfast
baloney for lunch |
Oct 14, 2003 - Tue
Woolworth's rendezvous
ducktailed coin flipper
petticoats on counter stool
cherry Cokes and fries |
Oct 12, 2003 - Sun
twelve hours in flight
amalgamated to chair
great view of the wing |
Sep 24, 2003 - Wed
perfect contrition
angel trumpets bloom
outside the confessional
inside the priest snores |
Sep 23, 2003 - Tue
down-and-out haiku
gypsy woman said
bad luck is your tomorrow
pay me twenty bucks |
Sep 21, 2003 - Sun
black & white set
geriatric crow
on old tv antenna
ghastly reception |
Sep 18, 2003 - Thu
quick, write a haiku
to keep this damn thing alive
haiku fans bust balls |
Sep 15, 2003 - Mon
Alone without you,
My heart, a vase of sad tears,
Shattered without joy. |
Sep 14, 2003 - Sun
Huh...these were loose once,
they must have shrunk in the wash
yeah, that must be it |
Sep 13, 2003 - Sat
At the Parlor
a man call’d Smitty
inks an anchor on my arm
careful not to sneeze |
Sep 6, 2003 - Sat
A crazy old man
with so much live us
scares my dogs away |
Sep 5, 2003 - Fri
loadest person here
shouting drunk demands that we
shut up already |
Sep 4, 2003 - Thu
screaming woman screams
just you shut up and listen
south philly moment |
Aug 26, 2003 - Tue
Thursdays at PJ's
Inebriation.
A moment of clarity.
Who peed in my pants? |
Aug 25, 2003 - Mon
turntable time
alone on Sunday
Giselle plays 80s vinyl
because high school sucked |
Aug 24, 2003 - Sun
pen in hand
smirking and thinking
it's easy to be clever
he writes bad haiku |
Aug 23, 2003 - Sat
flu flight
phlegm-eyed raconteur
in the seat just behind me
sneezing on my head |
Aug 22, 2003 - Fri
interior design
Julia tiles her mind
with antique terra cotta
dreaming on the bowl |
Aug 20, 2003 - Wed
onto, into, push
taking and giving it back
it's all about us |
Aug 19, 2003 - Tue
I was her boy toy
she, my dirty-minded saint
damp halo of sweat |
Aug 18, 2003 - Mon
there's no one else here
we are in the warm, safe place
here in our bubble |
Aug 17, 2003 - Sun
wasted time trying
to be more than my urges
the reins coming loose |
Aug 16, 2003 - Sat
back slopes, curves down to...
places I was born to love
the sight undoes me |
Aug 15, 2003 - Fri
Wanted for town square:
Italian girl to sing pop.
...Not such a good plan! |
Aug 14, 2003 - Thu
Osvald help us
Un elettrotecnico??
The circuit is blown |
Aug 13, 2003 - Wed
Oh no - you used
Both the oven AND the shower?
Italian wiring!! |
Aug 12, 2003 - Tue
Camogli below
Pink houses on the hillside
Blue sea out beyond |
Aug 10, 2003 - Sun
There once was a girl from Shamokin
Whose Momma she always was smokin'
They hopped in the car,
But didn't get far,
Because the windows don't open! |
Aug 7, 2003 - Thu
aftermath
empty pizza box
snoring stranger on the couch
ashtray full of butts |
Aug 5, 2003 - Tue
Look What I've Found
Michael and Steven
My dueling haiku cousins
On the internet |
Jul 18, 2003 - Fri
mortal sins
wrapped up in rotten
cassocks and rosary beads
curses in disguise |
Jul 17, 2003 - Thu
cannot teach you this
some things, they are born with you
cannot learn nature |
Jul 16, 2003 - Wed
canine cleanup
Jane trails her pit bull
with a red plastic dustpan
and a wooden spoon |
Jul 15, 2003 - Tue
At Petit Soleil
Enya soothes the night
the traveler drifts away
in the Van Gogh room |
Jul 14, 2003 - Mon
why don't you ever call?
unlisted number
please hang up and try again
phone book in the trash |
Jul 13, 2003 - Sun
wait in line all day
without even a comment
what did you expect? |
Jul 12, 2003 - Sat
push, pull, settle, skew
the undulating sinew
of my love for you |
Jul 11, 2003 - Fri
Haiku format
This line has five beats.
The middle one has seven.
This one has four. Damn. |
Jul 10, 2003 - Thu
lunar eclipse
midnight coyotes
police sirens, train whistles
prowling harmonies |
Jul 9, 2003 - Wed
The Flintmobile
Anti-lock braking
courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Tell me how he steers. |
Jul 8, 2003 - Tue
last rites
conjuring icons
and stammering antique prayers
because it might work |
Jul 7, 2003 - Mon
old self coming back
cocoon is here, opening
trying not to look |
Jul 6, 2003 - Sun
downwards then upwards
the rhythm, we all obey
a rollercoaster |
Jul 5, 2003 - Sat
Boogers
My boogers are green
though sometimes they can be brown.
Odd, that one was blue... |
Jul 4, 2003 - Fri
insert no quarters
panting dog makes bed vibrate
i love a bargain |
Jul 3, 2003 - Thu
three best reasons for
working in education
june, july, august |
Jul 2, 2003 - Wed
here in Osnabruck
life is more complicated
so many umlauts |
Jun 30, 2003 - Mon
Vicious Circle
that was my last one
you're having another one?
guess I'll have one too |
Jun 29, 2003 - Sun
dry contact lenses
sucking my eyes like star fish
furious blinking |
Jun 28, 2003 - Sat
5pm
dull-eyed lethargy
non-stop grand-scale inertia
not enough caffeine |
Jun 27, 2003 - Fri
after the show
back-alley black cat
inflicting her best bad luck
on neon-lit rats |
Jun 25, 2003 - Wed
drop it on your lap
these rude insinuations
you can have them back |
Jun 24, 2003 - Tue
I have to admit
that I don't have a reason
to write, but I do. |
Jun 22, 2003 - Sun
pub haiku
hanging upside down
like Saint Peter on his cross
Jameson's Whiskey |
Jun 15, 2003 - Sun
parting glance
behind her glasses
her eyes play indecent tricks
with his soft ego |
Jun 14, 2003 - Sat
capital crime
red lights and thunder
on Terminal Avenue
last catastrophe |
Jun 13, 2003 - Fri
heredity
those who bequeath life
give to us their mortal code
death reigns in our guts |
Jun 12, 2003 - Thu
sleep over
quick drink at midnight
hands and knees on the new couch
red-faced in the dark |
Jun 11, 2003 - Wed
today's suicide
a quick hopeless wind
birds scatter dismissively
death on the sidewalk |
Jun 10, 2003 - Tue
diet deferred
slurp creamy coffee
inhale chocolate doughnuts
and slacken my belt |
Jun 9, 2003 - Mon
loitering
inhaling Camels
and clicking shiny quarters
in his old-man pants |
Jun 8, 2003 - Sun
old flame
just arching your back
and licking your waxen lips
relights the candle |
Jun 7, 2003 - Sat
last call
thunderous farewells
tremulous voices of gloom
cellphones in the rain |
Jun 6, 2003 - Fri
What part of Noah did you not understand?
This rain better stop
Or I'm pairing you all up
And building an ark |
Jun 4, 2003 - Wed
Public Service Announcement
using cruise control
is not at all similar
to auto pilot |
Jun 3, 2003 - Tue
dog ponderings
a mouth, an anus
and in between a body
for mobility |
Jun 2, 2003 - Mon
student center
books against trash cans
navel hardware and licked lips
backward baseball caps |
May 31, 2003 - Sat
teapot reverie
clotted cream goodies
stale cucumber sandwiches
raised pinky fingers |
May 30, 2003 - Fri
campaign trail
spinning diatribes
last ditch recriminations
bloodshot promises |
May 29, 2003 - Thu
lunch
unzip uncover
seize gaze contemplate spread out
insert penetrate |
May 28, 2003 - Wed
television tithe
the comcast monopoly
save money, read books |
May 26, 2003 - Mon
it's not you it's me
and in this case it was true
necrophiliac |
May 24, 2003 - Sat
cocktail
ice melts in your drink
annoying inhibitions
fall down to your knees |
May 22, 2003 - Thu
conflict souvenirs
rusty bayonets
ration books and defunct flags
under dead men's boots |
May 20, 2003 - Tue
helpless blue angel
Lola Lola loose
in my DVD player
falls in love again |
May 17, 2003 - Sat
Friday
too tired for friday
time is dragging-- the work clock
is my enemy |
May 16, 2003 - Fri
Deli Part 5
salad greens tomato
vinaigrette salty sweet yes
mayo onion pickle |
May 15, 2003 - Thu
Deli Part 4
vegetarians
dream of cold cuts and cheeses
instead they eat grasses |
May 14, 2003 - Wed
Deli Part 3
warm italian bread
thin slices of cured specialties
washed down with cold suds |
May 13, 2003 - Tue
Deli Part 2
delicious with ale
ham, pastrami and roast beef
cheese and lettuce too |
May 12, 2003 - Mon
Deli Part 1
6 feet of deli meat
tastes so good with malted beer
come get some today |
May 11, 2003 - Sun
my prayers
high-pitched gibberish
bad breath blowing back at me
deleted emails |
May 10, 2003 - Sat
keeping cool
inhale noiselessly
grasp the endless probing gaze
try hard not to gasp |
May 9, 2003 - Fri
wide-eyed
contemplating rain
beyond the bedroom window
happily enslaved |
May 7, 2003 - Wed
Arrrgh!
computer goes boom
it takes forever to find
my script is corrupt |
May 3, 2003 - Sat
Brother can you spare a haiku?
Please submit haiku
These don't write themselves you know
I'm holding my breath |
May 2, 2003 - Fri
I catch myself saying...
when I was your age
we didn't have computers
we had to eat dirt |
May 1, 2003 - Thu
dancing in place
face to face at last
volume beyond your control
writhe away your blues |
Apr 30, 2003 - Wed
strummer
footlights in his eyes
charismatic pretensions
severed guitar strings |
Apr 29, 2003 - Tue
dueling saviors
ten loaves, four fishes
can you top this miracle?
stalemate stigmata |
Apr 26, 2003 - Sat
buddies
without knowing it
the bunch of them left their dreams
down at the malt shop |
Apr 23, 2003 - Wed
taking time
someone waits for you
searching for the softest spots
underneath your clothes |
Apr 20, 2003 - Sun
to support our troops
you don't have to support our
administration |
Apr 19, 2003 - Sat
air security
fondles me with metal wand
I kind of like it |
Apr 18, 2003 - Fri
pressurized yogurt
at thirty three thousand feet
explodes on my shirt |
Apr 17, 2003 - Thu
bistro bag goodies
turkey rubber on a roll
I fly for the food |
Apr 16, 2003 - Wed
sky mall magazine
filled with monogrammed sundry
and things that vibrate |
Apr 15, 2003 - Tue
business travel
fascinating journeys through
exotic airports |
Apr 13, 2003 - Sun
Cold Calls
Numbers on a page
Don't know these people at all
Hi can I speak to |
Apr 12, 2003 - Sat
Bassoons forever
Try in vain not to sound like
A farting bedpost |
Apr 11, 2003 - Fri
The accordion
"Squeeze box," yes, but more often
"The Stomach Steinway" |
Apr 10, 2003 - Thu
Why are we fighting?
Our leaders have lost their way
Apocalypse now |
Apr 9, 2003 - Wed
Here in Miami
Eighties aqua green and pink
Aesthetics as vice |
Apr 8, 2003 - Tue
Barry Manillow
makes the whole world sing sometimes
He don't write haiku |
Apr 6, 2003 - Sun
media conflict
television war
life and death in your remote
keep your snacks handy |
Apr 5, 2003 - Sat
you have to vote for
the evil of two lessers
a drunk once told me |
Apr 4, 2003 - Fri
ticker tape factoids
round the clock redundancy
M S N B C |
Apr 3, 2003 - Thu
best coverage of
pentagon propaganda
thank you C N N |
Apr 2, 2003 - Wed
on the witness stand
a rampage in a tutu
he could not recall |
Apr 1, 2003 - Tue
sandwhich that which is
A snake digesting her prey
shape of my belly |
Mar 28, 2003 - Fri
twelve person jury
one big personality
to accommodate |
Mar 27, 2003 - Thu
swapping molecules
crammed into septa bus
feet not touching floor |
Mar 25, 2003 - Tue
sitting on my head
while I am trying to sleep
caffeinated dog |
Mar 23, 2003 - Sun
lifted leg to write
love notes to the neighbor's dog
find the next hydrant |
Mar 21, 2003 - Fri
running around like
decapitated chicken
you want fries with that? |
Mar 20, 2003 - Thu
haiku is too hard
she asks for haiku
but too hard to write words that
fit five seven five |
Mar 19, 2003 - Wed
lady liberty
revolutionary war
drink freedom bordeaux |
Mar 18, 2003 - Tue
blow to smithereens
someone's mother, someone's son
foreign policy |
Mar 17, 2003 - Mon
Day of Saint Patrick
Reinforce stereotype
I puke leprechauns |
Mar 16, 2003 - Sun
Hughes of green and green
Amateur night at the pub
Day of Saint Patrick |
Mar 15, 2003 - Sat
A war on Iraq
A war for Saint Patrick's Day
Celebrate our fools |
Mar 14, 2003 - Fri
ikea crap
ikea wardrobe
damn ikea cheap crap
OW! hammer hits thumb |
Mar 13, 2003 - Thu
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
long night out drinking
spinning room lulls me to sleep
morning massive pee |
Mar 12, 2003 - Wed
Arrrgh!
computer goes boom
it takes forever to find
my script is corrupt |
Mar 9, 2003 - Sun
just stopped by
one last cigarette
eyes closed, your easiest smile
hands all over you |
Mar 7, 2003 - Fri
Yet More Dog Haiku
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating. |
Mar 6, 2003 - Thu
More Dog Haiku
The cat is not all
Bad - she fills the little box
With Tootsie Rolls |
Mar 5, 2003 - Wed
More Dog Haiku
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts - I celebrate
By kissing your face. |
Mar 4, 2003 - Tue
Dog Haiku
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be |
Mar 3, 2003 - Mon
Dog Haiku
I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel. |
Feb 27, 2003 - Thu
what I remember
she probably had
the softest hands in the world
and the hardest head |
Feb 25, 2003 - Tue
Wailun drives us home
Neck-hairs-on-end-Chinese-cab
my palms are sweaty |
Feb 24, 2003 - Mon
committee ski team
please no more waiting at lift
black diamonds await! |
Feb 23, 2003 - Sun
bruises on my butt
showoff try to ski backwards?
spring chicken, I'm not |
Feb 22, 2003 - Sat
I like black diamond
vertical ski downhill death
Oh No!!, not Moguls! |
Feb 21, 2003 - Fri
My life, office space
Bank software to configure
Fries with that CD? |
Feb 20, 2003 - Thu
Today feels like spring
But breathing still makes a cloud
Warming Nebraska |
Feb 18, 2003 - Tue
Xeroxed granddaughter
mashed nose, scrunched eyelids
lightning-lit hair, glued-shut lips
photocopied kid |
Feb 16, 2003 - Sun
lover recalled
candles snuffed, scents lost
bedthings soiled, gestures frozen
shadows on the way |
Feb 3, 2003 - Mon
home ownership
the importance of being
slum lord of one's own |
Feb 1, 2003 - Sat
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
Argh you evil thing!
Work dilligently I must!
Ok one haiku |
Jan 31, 2003 - Fri
Monica & Laura Wage Haiku
Argh you evil thing!
Work dilligently I must!
Ok one haiku |
Jan 24, 2003 - Fri
haiku monger slumbers
the dogs lick her face
over and over again
but can't taste haiku |
Dec 10, 2002 - Tue
tumble down the stairs
I think I broke my ankle
doggies lick my face |
Dec 8, 2002 - Sun
woozy, congested
complicated hang over
actually sick |
Dec 7, 2002 - Sat
grayish was the meet
questionable leftovers
evacuate now |
Dec 6, 2002 - Fri
IBM Stinkpad
Why hast though forsaken me
Damn nubby won't work |
Dec 5, 2002 - Thu
file server crash-- darn!
you can do no work today
so go home early |
Dec 4, 2002 - Wed
Death is a symbolic prelude.
In between is thought, where life is?
Where the shadow takes form. |
Dec 3, 2002 - Tue
penance
beeswax and incense
plenary indulgences
perfect contrition |
Dec 2, 2002 - Mon
wrong track
abandoned engine
a scrap-metal horizon
dead-ended in rust |
Dec 1, 2002 - Sun
last time
lightning flashed sideways
across the bamboo canyon
fire consumed the flood |
Nov 30, 2002 - Sat
scholarly air
cherished metaphors
salvaged from brackish inkwells
chalk and asbestos |
Nov 26, 2002 - Tue
There should be no wars
Killing innocent people
Doesn't solve a thing |
Nov 25, 2002 - Mon
polar wake
chaotic compass
lost voice in the wilderness
doomsday icicles |
Nov 24, 2002 - Sun
instrument warehouse
silent dulcimers
dumbdiscardeddistresseddrums
wan windless woodwinds |
Nov 23, 2002 - Sat
Under the Hollywood Sign
coyotes surround
dead lovers in Griffith Park
tremors signal dusk |
Nov 22, 2002 - Fri
bdsm fantasy
bound by constraints
reject perceived liberties
offer no excuse |
Nov 21, 2002 - Thu
plagarism is
in some ways the sincerest
form of flatery |
Nov 20, 2002 - Wed
grandma's hot coppers
m'raculous recovery
tips her can skyward |
ancient halloween wisdom
halloween party
if no time to make costume
rub dirt on face- bum |
Nov 17, 2002 - Sun
The day is not long.
When it is filled with beauty,
'tis not long enough. |
Nov 13, 2002 - Wed
migraine
clusters of damned eyes
orbiting blindly through hell
meticulous pain |
Nov 12, 2002 - Tue
404 File Not Found
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here. |
Nov 11, 2002 - Mon
Half empty, half full
How did I consume so much?
Must be osmosis |
Nov 6, 2002 - Wed
oh my god we're doomed
republicans take the house
checks and balances
|
Nov 5, 2002 - Tue
helloMonica
thank you for the thank you card
enjoyed it muchly |
Oct 31, 2002 - Thu
Skies grey chills begun
Colors shine evolving time
One blink evermore |
Oct 28, 2002 - Mon
oldest profession?
sexual innuendo
transgression commodified
hello mr. policeman |
Oct 22, 2002 - Tue
Worm's-eye view up skirts
He's slurring in foreign toungues
Defective barstool |
Oct 21, 2002 - Mon
Almonds
dropping off the tree
brown rocks under foot
hmm nutty nougat |
Oct 20, 2002 - Sun
Boozin'
be tapping the keg
dispensing the frothy ale
raise our cups to all |
Oct 19, 2002 - Sat
Season Word Isn't Always Obvious
lusty fiddleheads
are fried in butter
we scream for more |
Oct 18, 2002 - Fri
consume with vigor
alcoholic beverages
happy birthday, pat |
Oct 17, 2002 - Thu
Autumn smells of brown
Leaves, leather shoes and new books
A pint of Guinness |
Oct 14, 2002 - Mon
Sunday Afternoon Moral Obligation Fulfilled
First I was working
then your Haiku note made me
reprioritize |
Oct 12, 2002 - Sat
jonesing to go home
Only three thirty o'clock
Time marches in place |
Oct 11, 2002 - Fri
Dog Haiku
morning walk through park
great dane drops massive poop
bigger than stella |
Half empty, half full
How did I consume so much?
Must be osmosis |
Oct 10, 2002 - Thu
Dog Haiku
insatiable
shredding pillows brings such joy
we sleep fine on floors |
Oct 9, 2002 - Wed
Dog Haiku
What's destroyed today?
An open letter to my dogs
I rush home from work |
Oct 8, 2002 - Tue
hello to morning
cloud fluff wraps the tall buildings
lets get productive |
Oct 7, 2002 - Mon
coffee cake awake!
I summon from the keurig
new cup of bean juice |
Oct 6, 2002 - Sun
On Monica's Harrassment by Haiku
elainor rigby
writing a haiku ballad
after smoking crack |
Oct 5, 2002 - Sat
On Monica's Harrassment by Haiku
Monica Farrow
Has too much time on her hands
We run for our lives |
Oct 4, 2002 - Fri
On Company Time
in serenity -
feet on printer, eyes are closed
my office door locks |
Oct 3, 2002 - Thu
bad haircut haiku
home hairstyle gone awry
cut dog with same tattered look
now I feel better |
Oct 2, 2002 - Wed
bad haircut haiku
paper covers rock
scissors take it out on hair
use rock bash scissors |
Oct 1, 2002 - Tue
bad haircut haiku
Monica is here!
I can cut all your hair off!
My name spells relief |
Sep 30, 2002 - Mon
bad haircut haiku
cut my hair myself
need barber relief effort
paper bag for now |
Sep 27, 2002 - Fri
I hit on your friend
Wine is dripping out my nose
I hit on your friend |
Sep 26, 2002 - Thu
24th Street Haiku
oven full of crud
is archaeological dig
eras uncovered |
Sep 25, 2002 - Wed
Beer Haiku
doesn't come from cows
not squeezed out of any fruit
fermented barley |
red message of death
spontanious abortion
file has truncated |
Sep 24, 2002 - Tue
Beer Haiku
ordinary beer
We're not those kinds of ladies
drink the evidence
Half empty, half full
How did I consume so much?
Must be osmosis |
Sep 10, 2002 - Tue
I write you haiku
for this is the best way to
look like I'm working |
Sep 7, 2002 - Sat
good morning andy
where's that darn haiku engine
wake from your slumber |
Jul 13, 2002 - Sat
My Commitment Part 2
Fear not, broken one
Attacking without delay
Ah, it's working now |
Jul 12, 2002 - Fri
My Commitment
Oh no, broken site
Can't stand those on my server
My good name's besmerched! |
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